PKR / GOBA After-After Party

The PKR VIP all-access pass

The PKR and GOBA's opening ceremonies are occurring in Mansfield on the same day. That makes for some delicious possibilities...

The GOBA costumed bike parade and opening ceremonies kick off in Downtown Mansfield at around 7:00 p.m. Saturday night -- a few hours after we usually wrap things up here at HQ. About a thousand cyclists will be streaming into downtown that evening for the opening ceremonies, live bands, chow, and some adult beverages at Martini's, Relax It's Just Coffee, The Phoenix Brewing Company, City Grille, or Cypress Cellars.

Welcome to the best day of your whole, miserable life.

PKR management will be posting up courtside at Richland Source offices in our very own air-conditioned luxury loge. If you are wearing the green wristband you'll be issued that morning, you will have VIP access to the loge's many amenities. Comfortable seating, big screen TV showing YouTube cycling videos, bathrooms, A/C, and complimentary food and drink. And best of all, you'll have the perfect venue for heckling the GOBA people.

So, don't burn all your matches early in the day, Peckerhead. This year we take it up a notch.