Thursday, June 15, 2023

The Lord Desireth Fine and Bountiful Sunshine Upon thy Pecker

It hath been decided that from this moment on we will only speaketh of good weather. There shall be no fretting about thunderstorms, no attachment of fenders, no internal debates about if thou should rideth the beater bike, no rationalizations about how thou could just cometh for the cookout, no rummaging around for rain jackets, and so on.  We shall still ride if it rains, of course, but we are not to think about it.

We will thinketh only positive thoughts about global warming, ozone holes, SPF 60, skin cancer, heat exposure, and 3rd degree sunburn.

If thou has not registered, thou mayest do so here. 

Hereby signed and decreed.
Mother Superior.